Help Wanted: Dildo Model

23:51 Humour Mar 09, 2024 6 comments 247 62

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Hi there, thanks for coming in! I was really impressed with your resumé and photos, I think you'll be a great addition to our Realistic Dildoes product line!

I'll just need to see you completely hard...

If you're shy, I'll certainly be able to help with that!


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  • MadWithLust on 2024-04-17 12:24:21 (UTC)

    This was so silly, it's hot and so hot, it's silly! As far fatched as it sounds, I was still totally in the scene, completely sold by consummate professional CEO Eve! Especially when it "comes" to "maximum pleasure"!

    I can't help but want to join this wonderful company! I am fully dedicated to um..."customer satisfaction"! I especially would like to peek into a "focus group", maybe sex-positive CEOs who love dildos, and how they enjoy "the results of my hard work". It's always been a dream of mine to take a woman's self-lvoe "to the next level"....swoon

    P.S. That background photo!!!

    • A Eve on 2024-05-03 12:50:40 (UTC)

      It was wonderfully silly, wasn't it? That photo is courtesy of a site I co-own, bodyinmind.com

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2024-03-10 07:00:13 (UTC)

    I see why she's the company CEO and Creative Director of the Realistic Dildoes line, with her big-picture vision of an eventual complete range of subjects, and her mind's ability to dream up bonus ancillary functions for Realistic Dildoes (tm) on-the-fly whilst she's engaged in focused testing of the original model (integrated Baileys tube! 😄)

    I also imagine that Engineering several floors down is chock full of diligent personnel who are just as eager to map every millimetre of the model's detailed surface topology & derive exhaustive performance metrics from the resulting prototypes!

    • A Eve on 2024-03-11 19:47:50 (UTC)

      I see you've read our Prospectus!

  • Car54whereartthou on 2024-03-10 06:49:34 (UTC)

    Hilarious! Hilariously sexy and hot! And I wasn't absolutely sure if the premise was interviews by invitation only? I mean otherwise you would have candidates in line, out the door and around the block! Lol

    • A Eve on 2024-03-11 19:47:31 (UTC)

      Invitation only for now! We'll eventually get to everyone!