Sweeter Nothings: I'm a Hot Mess...I Need the Orgasm Cure!

30:20 Sweeter Nothings Apr 03, 2018 5 comments 730 123

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I am one hot mess!

I've had this damn cold for about two weeks, it has invaded my lungs, laid siege to my nose and ravaged my voice. I feel like a bag of dirt!

And here you are, bringing me tea and comfort...and the as-yet unknown cure for the common cold - orgasms!

I'll have to make sure you're vaccinated too...let's give you the cure too, shall we?


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  • Matthew on 2018-04-24 22:40:14 (UTC)

    I'm very sorry i didn't wish you a get well greetings at the time of this post - but it sounds like you are practically over it now thank god! hallelujah

    it's so great you're back on top

  • joetinla on 2018-04-04 15:26:09 (UTC)

    It pains me to know that you're still under the weather Miss Eve, but that said let me reassure you you are definitely worth the risk and I'll be making monkey faced French toast in your honor.

    • A Eve on 2018-04-06 20:46:40 (UTC)

      haha aw thank you Joe! I am on the mend, my voice is almost all the way back!

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2018-04-03 22:57:43 (UTC)

    Through this audio I can hear that those marauding microscopic fuckers can't even touch the affectionate sweetness, girlish playfulness and the erotic thrill of pleasurable (and curative!) release that's communicated in this performance. No, these treasures remain safe and whole in the twin impregnable fastnesses of your lovely mind and soul.

    Orgasm cure 😄 may have been conceived as an inspired jest, but I believe that state of mind really is a crucial factor in how we globally perceive our health, so you might be onto something. And though you say you feel like a bag of dirt, please remember the silver lining that bags of dirt in spring are loaded with nutrients and fertility that will give rise to beautiful begonias and marigolds! 🥀🌻🌼🌷

    • A Eve on 2018-04-06 20:47:36 (UTC)

      What a wonderful way to look at it Charlie! I feel much better now, my voice is almost entirely back and I'm looking forward to doing more audios in the next couple of days xox