We're roommates and friends, and you've caught me at a low ebb. I've had it with all these Tinder dates I'm going on, trying to find someone for more than a hookup. These guys just don't seem to think I'm sexy! And for that matter, neither do you!
This is an accidental two part audio - I could pretend I planned it this way, but, well, no - I screwed up the second part of the recording so I'll have to do it again. But I thought you might like the buildup at least, and be curious as to what she's going to need from him, and how he's going to deliver...
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A Eve on 2026-03-06 19:49:21 (UTC)
haha I hoped that would do the trick! I took a risk that a woman saying all these things out of the blue would make certain things happen!
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OnAirLoveAffair on 2026-02-23 01:29:10 (UTC)
Loved the GIF.
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A Eve on 2026-03-06 19:49:49 (UTC)
me too, that guy expressed that just perfectly
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Car54whereartthou on 2026-02-10 08:30:43 (UTC)
Accident or not this is great...after you have given a preview in detail of what you have to offer the guy who finds you sexy, and who wouldn't, you have your poor roommate unable to speak, adams apple bobbing up and down, sweat running down his face! Probably about to have a stroke! I was just laughing and snickering at his his predickament, 😝! Then he manages to squeak out that question... So what do you need, what are your expectations??? Can hard-ly wait to hear!
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A Eve on 2026-03-06 19:50:33 (UTC)
Well, you see, when a woman thinks a man isn't interested in her, she can really let loose and tell him what goes on in her vivid imagination...
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OnAirLoveAffair on 2026-02-09 03:59:35 (UTC)
I listened to Part 1 in my car. I like how I can feel your voice if I lean my leg against the door. :P
I actually did have a platonic female roommate once. She agreed to let me have the bigger bedroom, if I agreed to clean her bathroom. Sweet deal . . . I thought. Oy, the long hair and makeup residue was everywhere! Spoiler alert to single young bucks: Just remember, behind every gorgeous woman you meet is a hairball in her shower drain.
It kinda broke my heart a little when your character said, “they don’t see me, you don’t see me”. I, too, know that feeling. It sucks.
The ending to part 1 couldn’t have been timed better. My mind wandered into my own version of Part 2 (ahem, battery-assisted accoutrements sold separately).
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A Eve on 2026-03-06 19:51:29 (UTC)
haha oh man, you got hosed! Never offer to clean a bathroom of a good looking woman, it's like a blast zone in there!
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MadWithLust on 2026-02-13 12:09:20 (UTC)
OMG! This is so relatable. If you change it from men to women, it fits so well with the situation reversed!
I feel like this is the part where Eve becomes a Wonder Woman of sorts and discovers her sexy superpowers! Your timing was so perfect...I was so stunned and swooning after your off-the-cuff wild sexy talk, with my boner going a mile a minute processing all the crazy hot possibilities, and then you'd be going "hey...are you OK?"
But all I could think about was how my reaction was exactly one of my favourite GIFs
I can't wait for Part 2!!!!!!! I have so many ideas on how to get the message across!!!!!