Aoife - Fancy a Ride?

23:20 Sep 20, 2024 8 comments 4911 361

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Imagine you and your Irish girlfriend have been together a good while now, and you're in that season of life where the grind of life leaves you little motivation for grinding in the bedroom...

You can always count on a ride with Aoife!

*A few references you might not get if you aren't Irish!

  • The Snapper is a legend of a movie that came out about 30 odd years ago now, with Colm Meaney as the father of a teenager girl who announces she's having a baby (the 'snapper'). It's an absolute Classic, and the national broadcaster, RTÉ, airs it every year. In a famous scene, Colm turns to his wife, who's knitting on the sofa, and says "I suppose a ride is out of the question." And she agrees!

  • Primark/Penney's is the discount fashion retailer of choice in the Emerald Isle.

  • Barry's Tea, or Lyons Tea, you're either one side or the other.

  • "Cupán tae" is Irish for 'a cup of tea'


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  • MadWithLust on 2024-10-14 10:28:51 (UTC)

    Aoife is such a charmer. She just charms me pants off every time! Fuck me indeed! :P

    It's so wonderful when you stop walking on eggshells and just talk about anything with your lover. And it is so endearing to hear Aoife discover so many things...and she has such a way with words!

    And with such a sweetheart and charming naivete, in between all the hilarity and playfulness, this was a such total love boner audio!

    I am pretty sure there is something in the Kama Sutra about making scissoring work. And do they have reruns of Bonanza on Irish Telly? Maybe try a little "side saddle"? :P

    P.S. I have not seen THe Snapper but Youtube has the scene! I didn't recognize the name Colm Meaney but he's Miles O'Brien of Star Trek to me!

    • A Eve on 2024-10-17 01:44:34 (UTC)

      He is indeed! Only Aoife wouldn't have said that's his most famous role, not being from North America of course (wink wink)

  • SeaReader on 2024-10-01 02:06:51 (UTC) (edited)

    Aw, I just want to move in next door to Aoife! Such a sweety, and always willing to expand her horizons.

    She's just one of your voices that I've fallen in love with; it's a good thing I'm too old to be involved with such a younger woman (her, others, you (shhhh!)), or I'd be heartbroken. I do love all of your stories, their sexiness and their heart, and your nonpareil production values.

    You are an amazingly talented angel, albeit a saucy one. ;)

    xx

    • A Eve on 2024-10-03 18:42:35 (UTC)

      Well thank you! I do like being saucy!

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2024-09-26 01:44:24 (UTC)

    Your portrayals of Aoife are so natural & convincing it's like she, not being content to be just a flawlessly-accented persona, has taken on a life of her own!

    The collection of Friends to Lovers audios on your site is very extensive indeed, but it is a nice change of tone to see (hear) a scenario that explores the post-happily-ever-after phase of both the relationship, and of life. Where companionate love figures more prominently in the emotional landscape over the raw desires of the 'honeymoon period'.

    Ba mhaith liom Lyons a ól le mo bhriosca coirce, le do thoil.

    • A Eve on 2024-10-03 18:44:36 (UTC)

      It is one of the first times I've done the trope of a long term couple, maybe I should do more!

      Is maith liom Lyons freisin!

  • Car54whereartthou on 2024-09-23 04:10:34 (UTC)

    I loved it, such a great performance...so over the top and hilarious! With Aoife playing at not understanding the ask I think, dragging things out and us to explain the inferences driving us crazy! Another giggle at the take off on personal hygiene, of course not to say cleanliness is not a serious issue! But Aoife is working it for all it's worth! This is an audio performance where sex is funny and fun, passionate and lusty! Ànd so definitely appropriate for those of us, like you described, needing a spark to get back on track!

    • A Eve on 2024-10-03 18:45:25 (UTC)

      I love making sunny and sexy audios, and I just adore doing Aoife, she's like another personality of mine now!