For You, Sleepyhead (non-erotic, soothing audio to help you drift off)

13:46 non-erotic Feb 12, 2019 11 comments 15577 2884

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If you're having trouble quieting your mind enough to fall asleep, this lovely script by /u/CatGirlDetective has the kind of soothing imagery you might find very relaxing...

Apologies for some errant mic sounds, I had a problem with my regular mic and had to record this on my phone.


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  • Cashmeowsawhowbowdah on 2019-02-20 14:00:15 (UTC)

    I got really sick over the last week, and this was exactly what I needed to help me fall asleep, despite the gross stuff going on in my head and my lungs. Thank you!

    • A Eve on 2019-02-20 21:37:28 (UTC)

      Aww, I'm glad I could help. I hope you're feeling better!

      (I just found out the girl who inspired your user name is now a millionaire. Howbowdah?!?)

      • Cashmeowsawhowbowdah on 2019-03-15 10:58:24 (UTC)

        I mean, reality tv has been extremely popular over the years, and I feel like she's a walking embodiment of what people expect when they watch those shows. She figured out a way to cash in (or out) on that. It makes sense in a way, but... it still baffles me how this all happened lol.

        • A Eve on 2019-03-15 20:32:11 (UTC)

          I think it's all insanely unjust. So many people are more deserving of money that this little idiot. But then again, that can be said for most of the Jendashians etc

          • Cashmeowsawhowbowdah on 2019-04-12 05:51:00 (UTC)

            Oh I agree. I'd like to believe that their following stems from the public's morbid curiosity instead of anyone actually idolizing these people, but that's probably a little too optimistic ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • bigguychris88 on 2019-02-17 04:55:42 (UTC)

    I have yet to last more then 5min into this audio I’ve listened to it like 4 times 😂, it’s so relaxing thank you sweetie I really appreciate it

    • A Eve on 2019-02-17 19:20:40 (UTC)

      Haha, it's successful because you don't end up listening to it! Perfect! xox

  • SamuelXD on 2019-02-14 05:01:25 (UTC)

    Personally, I didn't heard the errant mic sounds (maybe it was because I was sleepy 😉) The background soundtrack reminded me of your DREAM audios, but for sleepy time 😊

    • A Eve on 2019-02-17 19:21:24 (UTC)

      yes, I used a lot of the same atmospheric samples that I use in my DREAM audios, the effect was meant to be very similar :)

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2019-02-14 03:38:05 (UTC)

    Your choice of scripts to fill, as well as the backing tracks you employ in your relaxation audios, always fits your voice like a meticulously tailored haute-couture gown. As for the errant mic sounds, even after you had mentioned them, I didn't notice them, as immersed in the ebb and flow of the audio as I was. Thank you for posting this Eve; I've a hunch my eyelids will be lead-lined tonight!

    • A Eve on 2019-02-17 19:21:58 (UTC)

      Aww, thank you C! I'm glad you didn't notice them, my ear seems uniquely attuned to imperfections in my own audios :P