Love Bites - Christmas Shopping at the Mall

05:14 Love Bites Dec 14, 2018 8 comments 7019 1030

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Okay, so maybe going Christmas shopping for each other at the mall wasn't such a great idea. It's hot, it's crowded, I got sent to Whamhalla again - I can't find you, your texts aren't going through, I'm like George Costanza's father battling for the last present...

Maybe there's something else I can give you for Christmas...


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  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2018-12-27 03:20:26 (UTC)

    I often hear it said that my millennial generation places more value on life experiences than the amassing of material possessions. If that is indeed true, your idea of a coupon book for intimate experiences would surely be a hit among the younger crowd, and if I see anyone else on the Internet propose this, I will know you devised it first!

    • A Eve on 2018-12-27 17:17:40 (UTC)

      haha yes, I think I should trademark it! Although I can't claim to have invented the idea of sex coupons, sadly. Maybe I'll just say I perfected them :P

      • CharlieRomeoLima on 2018-12-27 21:35:51 (UTC)

        We can say you were handing them out 'before it was cool' as the hipsters like to tout. :D

        • A Eve on 2019-01-01 20:09:52 (UTC)

          haha excellent idea!

  • SamuelXD on 2018-12-15 04:57:15 (UTC)

    I second the coupons please, especially for the blowjob and sex coupons 🥰

    • A Eve on 2018-12-18 14:43:52 (UTC)

      haha I believe these coupons are very popular :P

  • Quincy216 on 2018-12-14 15:48:49 (UTC)

    First, umm...yes. To all of it. Yes to that.

    Second, what is now the best phrase in all of human history? "Would you like a coupon for butt sex"

    Lastly, I love that you're saying all of this with screaming kids in the background.

    I said I wasn't going to listen to this at work. Well that didn't happen and I'm glad for it. And yes to Festivus

    • A Eve on 2018-12-18 14:43:36 (UTC)

      haha a Festivus for the Restofus!

      Yes, I think that probably is the best phrase ever! :P