Love Bites - Christmas Shopping at the Mall
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Okay, so maybe going Christmas shopping for each other at the mall wasn't such a great idea. It's hot, it's crowded, I got sent to Whamhalla again - I can't find you, your texts aren't going through, I'm like George Costanza's father battling for the last present...
Maybe there's something else I can give you for Christmas...
Other audios in series Love Bites
- Love Bites - A Dildo Like Your Cock!
- Love Bites - Aching For You
- Love Bites - At the Grocery Store
- Love Bites - At the Grocery Store, with Cucumber...
- Love Bites - Boarding My Flight to You
- Love Bites - Christmas Comes Early (And So Did I) 🎄🎁
- Love Bites - Christmas Shopping at the Mall ←
- Love Bites - Cumming Home
- Love Bites - Cumming in the Bath for You
- Love Bites - Do You Think About Me?
- Love Bites - Employee of the Month Award!
- Love Bites - Finisher!
- Love Bites - Finishing What You Started
- Love Bites - Getting You Back for Your Messages from Work
- Love Bites - Grocery Store Thoughts...
- Love Bites - Happy Men's Day Baby!
- Love Bites - Helping You Wait Out Your Vax (Voicemail from your lover)
- Love Bites - I Haven't Forgotten Your Cock
- Love Bites - I Miss You (With Photos)
- Love Bites - I Missed Your Call!
- Love Bites - I Need You
- Love Bites - I'm Sick and I Miss Your Cock!
- Love Bites - Just a Couple of Quick Questions
- Love Bites - Just Us Havin' Sex (sort of)
- Love Bites - Mind the Gap (the one between my legs, that is)
- Love Bites - Obsessed With Your Cock
- Love Bites - Play Ball! (Voicemail from your lover)
- Love Bites - Riding the Bus...and You (With a Photo)
- Love Bites - Shower Fun!
- Love Bites - Spread Wide on the Conference Table!
- Love Bites - Waiting at the Cafe
- Love Bites - Waiting for You at the Hotel (Get Here, Baby!)
- Love Bites - Waking Up Aching
- Love Bites - You're Such a Tease
- Love Bites Plus - Phone Tag
- Love Bites: Waiting For You In the Car
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CharlieRomeoLima on 2018-12-27 03:20:26 (UTC)
I often hear it said that my millennial generation places more value on life experiences than the amassing of material possessions. If that is indeed true, your idea of a coupon book for intimate experiences would surely be a hit among the younger crowd, and if I see anyone else on the Internet propose this, I will know you devised it first!
A Eve on 2018-12-27 17:17:40 (UTC)
haha yes, I think I should trademark it! Although I can't claim to have invented the idea of sex coupons, sadly. Maybe I'll just say I perfected them :P
CharlieRomeoLima on 2018-12-27 21:35:51 (UTC)
We can say you were handing them out 'before it was cool' as the hipsters like to tout. :D
A Eve on 2019-01-01 20:09:52 (UTC)
haha excellent idea!
SamuelXD on 2018-12-15 04:57:15 (UTC)
I second the coupons please, especially for the blowjob and sex coupons 🥰
A Eve on 2018-12-18 14:43:52 (UTC)
haha I believe these coupons are very popular :P
Quincy216 on 2018-12-14 15:48:49 (UTC)
First, umm...yes. To all of it. Yes to that.
Second, what is now the best phrase in all of human history? "Would you like a coupon for butt sex"
Lastly, I love that you're saying all of this with screaming kids in the background.
I said I wasn't going to listen to this at work. Well that didn't happen and I'm glad for it. And yes to Festivus
A Eve on 2018-12-18 14:43:36 (UTC)
haha a Festivus for the Restofus!
Yes, I think that probably is the best phrase ever! :P