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I'm Not Here to Break You (NNN)

15:42 No Nut November Nov 26, 2018 31 comments 35050 3935

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As many of you know, we’re nearing the end of NNN - No Nut November, aka No Fap November, that accursed month in which people challenge themselves not to masturbate/orgasm for these 30 days.

As you can imagine, I am not a fan of this strange new tradition.

However, I respect my listeners. I respect your self-discipline, your self-control, your dedication to your self-inflicted sexual exile. Even if I think you’re crazy. Even if your not coming is pretty much my worst nightmare. Which is why I decided to help you during this trying time. Sort of.

I’ve recorded this wonderful script by Zerahmot. I’m not going to give you any more details than that - listen at your own discretion, is all I’ll say.


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  • Aadam on 2019-03-21 07:23:49 (UTC)

    To all future No Nutters lurking or otherwise:

    This audio contains insane levels of sexiness and seduction. Listening to it may induce priapism. Nutting will be the only cure available to you. Press play at your own risk (or leisure).

    • A Eve on 2019-03-23 15:52:18 (UTC)

      haha great warning, thank you!

      • Aadam on 2019-03-25 03:36:51 (UTC)

        You're welcome ;-)

  • MountbattenWindsor on 2018-12-05 02:29:02 (UTC)

    I lost and I don’t give a fig.

    • A Eve on 2018-12-06 22:42:24 (UTC)

      haha that's what I like to hear!

  • Cashmeowsawhowbowdah on 2018-11-30 18:07:45 (UTC)

    Tits overpowered, pls nerf!

    • A Eve on 2018-11-30 20:56:29 (UTC)

      hahaha I honestly don't know what you're talking about :P

      • Cashmeowsawhowbowdah on 2018-12-04 13:37:45 (UTC)

        (No fair!) I say this jokingly, but it's something you'll hear if you play online games against people. Instead of "wow they outplayed me" the person usually blames a certain tactic or an item that gave their opponent an advantage. A "nerf" would be the developers changing that thing to not be so powerful.

        • A Eve on 2018-12-06 22:43:41 (UTC)

          haha oh okay, I get it now. Should I nerf the boobs? :P

          • Cashmeowsawhowbowdah on 2018-12-10 15:04:34 (UTC)

            Oh no that won't be necessary. I'm sure the developer had a reason to put those in. Working as intended!

            • A Eve on 2018-12-10 17:31:28 (UTC)

              haha! Good to know! :P

  • Essence on 2018-11-28 05:27:33 (UTC)

    Could always do a sexy follow-up. Maybe a fantasy of a guy saving himself for you (for a month on a trip?) and then cumming (or... "ejaculating"? ;)) a month's worth of cum into your mouth/pussy. Like the amount of cum you get is a measure of how much he loves you...

    • A Eve on 2018-11-28 23:44:05 (UTC)

      aww...it's a nice thought, I wouldn't want anyone to worry that he doesn't cum enough though!

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2018-11-28 04:44:44 (UTC)

    According to Urban Dictionary, NNN is superceded in the next month by Destroy Dick December. So a successfully participant who held out for 30 days would 'bust a nut' once on December 1st, twice on the 2nd, thrice on the third - you see where I'm going. December 31 😱 Sounds more like a meme and I think nobody takes this part seriously.

    Supposedly NNN started only just last November, and I suspect some Redditor on NoFap as a possible originator.

    • A Eve on 2018-11-28 23:43:31 (UTC)

      haha well as you know, I came up with Dick Draining December - I would never want anyone to destroy his dick! I do hope my listeners will drain theirs, and often, though :P

    • Zerahmot on 2018-11-28 17:09:48 (UTC)

      I've been doing nofap november for 15 years. Though for most of that time it was an actual discipline practice and not a game/bet system like NNN is.

      • CharlieRomeoLima on 2018-11-29 04:18:26 (UTC)

        My good sir, I salute your fortitude!

        • A Eve on 2018-11-30 20:56:45 (UTC)

          Impressive, eh? :P

      • A Eve on 2018-11-28 23:42:39 (UTC)

        Wow, 15 years!! Have you succeeded every time?

  • SamuelXD on 2018-11-27 03:38:38 (UTC)

    Well, I already broke even though I have never did No Nut November and will not do. What I wanna know is since when NNN actually became a thing 🤔

    • A Eve on 2018-11-27 15:08:47 (UTC)

      ME TOO! And I know some people take it really seriously, too. Maybe some guys think that when they do indulge it will be spectacular - but somehow I don't think so. I don't think one (even spectacular) orgasm can make up for a month of abstinence. That's like saying you won't eat for a month and you'll enjoy that pizza so much more when you do eat. 🤔

      • Zerahmot on 2018-11-28 17:12:39 (UTC)

        The college I went to has been running it long before the internet came about. I don't claim at all that they are the originators, but the concept of taking November off nutting predates reddit and 4chan. They just give ideas like this life.

        We did it as a discipline. Replace all your porn time with something else and see what happens.

        • A Eve on 2018-11-28 23:42:18 (UTC)

          That I can understand, especially if someone really over-indulges, so to speak

      • Darx on 2018-11-28 08:49:46 (UTC)

        "No Nut" is a new name by me. This is the first year I've heard it. For years it was "No Fap Nov". The concept originates where most memes do. 4chan. It was surrounded by mountains of sexual misinformation and myth. Things 4chan is good for. It picked up steam from the most toxic members of the community that today are known as "incels" and if you know anything about those who self-identify as incels then you know just how toxic. That's the Cliff Notes version of the history of No Fap/Nut Nov. How it evolved between then and now isn't really important. It's all still based on myth and misinformation.

        • A Eve on 2018-11-28 23:41:42 (UTC)

          I thought it was just a fun thing people did, I had no idea it could be taken on as a 'fuck you' type of thing. I'm so naive sometimes

        • PrismaticDragon on 2018-11-28 15:03:13 (UTC)

          Ah, 4chan. A wretched hive of scum and villany.

          Truth be told, I used to be quite vocal with hatred of those now known as incels. But now, I only feel sorry for them. I genuinely hope they can turn their perspectives around and find their true happiness in a positive, healthy way.

          If I can change, so can they. And I sincerely hope they will.

          • A Eve on 2018-11-28 23:40:53 (UTC)

            haha, oh Obi Wan! Mos Eisley isn't all that bad! Maybe 4chan is though :P

            I feel sorry for all the men who get caught up in the incel thing, men who really aren't like that but end up getting swept up into this ideology based on belonging, a place to vent, etc. So many people are just extremely lonely, but they aren't truly hateful or sexist, etc. I hope they find happiness too

  • PrismaticDragon on 2018-11-26 20:57:37 (UTC)

    This is the audio equivalent of a Big Red Button. I wanna press it, but it might launch a nuke or something. 🤔😉🤣 (I'm not participating in NNN by the way, but massive kudos to those who do/did.)

    • A Eve on 2018-11-27 15:10:01 (UTC)

      Sort of like this one? :P

      • PrismaticDragon on 2018-11-27 16:18:23 (UTC)

        Your meme game is on point, ma'am.

        Button = pressed, explosion = powerful, smile = goofy. XD

        • A Eve on 2018-11-28 23:37:58 (UTC)

          Well thank you! I do love Father Dougal I have to say :P