Your Call Is Important To Us - JOI

13:17 JOI Feb 03, 2017 23 comments 70179 8337

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I had this little idea today - what if the companies we call were really concerned about customer satisfaction? What if they really valued your call?

Maybe they'd provide something like this for their hold message...

Don't turn it up when you first hit play, I made the introduction lower volume on purpose. And I really should warn you - there's a bit of an interruption in this audio. Don't get mad. :D


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  • Tractorman1 on 2017-12-29 20:44:04 (UTC)

    Wow! A couple of weeks back I was on Youtube searching for soothing recordings to help with my sleep difficulties and am I glad I stumbled upon your 'Loving Hypnosis for Sleep' video? The beauty of your voice soon took me to Eraudica and this is a great place to be. I've twice listened to your Guide for Regular Guys (I hope I'm one) Episode 15 dealing with ethical porn and cannot disagree with any of your opinions although there's a whole lot more to add to the discussion. You don't need me to remind you how good your recordings are but this one, 'Your Call Is Important To Us' is amazing, it really is a gem. Not long back I was Number 23 in a telephone queue and was continually reminded how important I was to the company (they specialise in selling bathroom products) but nobody enquired if I was a straight male or otherwise and I was treated to nothing more exciting than 35 minutes of Beethoven and Vivaldi as I progressed to Number 4 in the queue at which point I was abruptly cut off never to order the parts I needed. I went elsewhere. Britney's "Hi this is Britney, thank you for holding, can I have your account number please?......." is my new ringtone and will remain so for a good while as a reminder of 13 minutes of great fun. Hilarious. Well done, Eve!

    • A Eve on 2018-01-01 21:11:54 (UTC)

      Thank you, I'm so glad you enjoyed it! 💋

  • MadWithLust on 2017-10-09 00:39:01 (UTC)

    OMG! Eraudica customer service is the best!!! You really know how to keep me satisfied and cumming back for more!

    Maybe you can take my man sounds as my survey response as to how great your service is! Even with the interruption! :P

    • A Eve on 2017-10-10 22:48:13 (UTC)

      haha I should have included for a 'rate this experience' survey!

  • ariareflection on 2017-05-24 17:30:41 (UTC) (edited)

    I love you creativity, Eve! That was hilarious! I wonder if i can get a boobjob, by dialing 2662562... 😂

    • A Eve on 2017-05-24 20:39:05 (UTC)

      hahaha not a bad idea!

  • CallumDaZombie on 2017-04-19 20:44:18 (UTC)

    Wow eve I didn't know I could get this hard. When you put the head on your tongue I felt like it was actually happening. Thank you so much for doing what you do x

    • A Eve on 2017-04-21 19:59:16 (UTC)

      Aww, thank you for saying so, I'm glad you enjoy it 💋

  • Vicbenson on 2017-02-13 17:16:25 (UTC)

    Hello Eve:
    This one was great fun! The teasing, edging,..all wonderful. I thoroughly enjoyed it, except for that interruption by the next available representative! Couldn't she tell we were busy?
    Also, by the end, I sort of forgot what I had called about in the first place.
    And I'm glad you are feeling better.

    • A Eve on 2017-02-14 22:59:36 (UTC)

      haha Thanks Vic ❤️

  • Frenchbliss81 on 2017-02-06 20:26:26 (UTC)

    Omg I laughed so hard when "Britney" interrupted! "Hellooo, hellooo-oh?"
    Mrs "s'Garden" strikes again! Loved it 💕

    • A Eve on 2017-02-07 11:44:20 (UTC)

      haha I was going to add "Si vous desirez continuer en français, appuyez sur le deux"...

      • Frenchbliss81 on 2017-02-07 14:30:03 (UTC) (edited)

        But that would have had some particular effect on some particular persons... You know what your french accent does to me...*cough* You are dangerous, Eve...rrr! ;)
        "Si vous désirez la standardiste, appuyez sur étoile" 🌟

        It made me think of this X'D:

  • Dezro125 on 2017-02-05 07:56:04 (UTC)

    Yeah, I get the feeling Brittany will be the one waiting for a while today! That was great Eve, I adore these audios with the playful, hyper side. I love it when the woman is having as good a time with it as I am, definitely one of my bigger turn ons. Much love Eve!

    • A Eve on 2017-02-06 11:42:08 (UTC)

      Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I think I'll do another one where I call in my female supervisor and she helps too :P

      • Dezro125 on 2017-02-07 10:52:55 (UTC)

        Mhh, well I'll certainly be looking forward to that! You're too good to us Eve <3

        • A Eve on 2017-02-07 11:45:05 (UTC)

          nah, you deserve it 💋

  • eric91 on 2017-02-04 15:45:50 (UTC)

    Lmao at least Brittany won't have much work to do during her shifts. :P

    • A Eve on 2017-02-04 23:21:00 (UTC)

      haha I know, it's pretty quiet in that call centre. :P

  • ChristopherPi on 2017-02-04 03:19:55 (UTC)

    I think Brittany is going to have rather a quiet day! :-D

    • A Eve on 2017-02-04 12:50:07 (UTC)

      haha I think so :P

  • billymacorbuddy on 2017-02-04 00:01:11 (UTC)

    The playfulness of this was such a huge turn on. I promised myself that I wouldn't listen to the Finisher until tomorrow, but now I don't think I'll be able to resist that long!

    • A Eve on 2017-02-04 12:50:43 (UTC)

      Aw, I'm so glad. 💋