I Want I.T. in Me...a punny tech romp

07:32 humour Apr 10, 2017 12 comments 21413 2811

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This great script was written by my dear friend /u/cuddle_with_me as a pun-filled homage to all the computer heads out there...

I warn you...it's very punny :P Enjoy!


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  • chris90 on 2017-08-10 22:01:19 (UTC)

    I came here to fap, but ended up laughing my ass off all the way to the end at the cringy puns, hahaha. Please do more like this!

    • A Eve on 2017-08-11 17:20:01 (UTC)

      haha I'm very happy to hear it! I will definitely do more comedy in the future 💋

  • eric91 on 2017-04-19 05:58:23 (UTC) (edited)

    I couldn't help but snicker at the puns, but seriously, this was fantastic all around!

    • A Eve on 2017-04-19 10:38:08 (UTC)

      Thank you! 💋

  • MadWithLust on 2017-04-16 16:15:33 (UTC)

    OMG, "big data"! I love the seductive approach, taking me away from work and making me remember the important things...like puns! :P

    You know I can't resist all that slick software...I was hoping to store all my "cumpilers" in that tight, secure "VPN tunnel" but you totally downloaded everything I had with that hot interface! I love it when you talk tech to me! You can have I.T. any time! :P

    • A Eve on 2017-04-18 22:27:31 (UTC)

      haha so many more puns we didn't think of, I love it! 💋

  • Georgio36 on 2017-04-10 21:58:24 (UTC) (edited)

    Eve you had me giggling soo hard with those puns. Not to mention very aroused. I would definitely have to say you "short circuit a lot of hardrives" with this one lol 😂. But seriously i never thought i would enjoy puns soo much. You always teaching me something new. Also i had one curious question. I was wondering why do women close their eyes during sex or masterbating? Is that truly a sign that they are getting off as in orgasming & enjoying all the sensations? I felt comfortable asking you & i hope you can give me your insight based on your experiences or what you heard. Have a great day ok! 🌸

    • A Eve on 2017-04-12 19:14:49 (UTC)

      I can't speak for everyone, but I think it has a lot to do with the sensations, like you say. When you close your eyes, you 'cut off' one of your main senses, and it's like the brain focuses more on other feelings and sensations to compensate. Try closing your eyes when listening to music - I swear you'll hear more.

      • Georgio36 on 2017-04-12 23:30:15 (UTC) (edited)

        Ok thank you soo much Eve. I get it now & i will definitely try what you said. Im glad i could talk to you about that. I guess im more concerned with a woman enjoying herself that's all. Im happy you got home safely 😊🌟

        • A Eve on 2017-04-14 19:11:39 (UTC)

          Thanks Georgio! 💋

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-04-10 11:21:44 (UTC)

    Considering how you like to improv your performances without pausing the recording, I'm so impressed by your ability to not laugh involuntarily at all these puns. Otherwise, it would've been one hell of an editing job with so many great puns sprinkled throughout! :) From what cuddle has said about the script, it looks like this was well worth it for it to be on the back-burner for years, like how the flavours of stews and soups from a slow-cooker are always the greatest.

    In case you miss my comment at OnlyFans, I'm wishing you a safe, uneventful flight back home! Here's hoping you don't have to fly again for awhile.

    • A Eve on 2017-04-12 19:12:57 (UTC)

      Thank you Charlie! I'm glad to be back home ❤️