My take on that classic Christmas poem... :P
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MadWithLust on 2018-12-24 19:46:06 (UTC)
'Tis the season to get my annual "What the fuckus?"
Merry Christmas, Eve! I hope Santa gives you all the wonderful joy and laughter and sweetness and bed-rocking that you wished for! :P
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A Eve on 2018-12-27 17:09:45 (UTC)
haha thank you MWL! Same to you!
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Rec2299 on 2016-12-16 22:22:30 (UTC)
Broke the bed? That's gonna be an expensive lay, better ask Santa for a new one next year :P
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A Eve on 2016-12-17 15:39:20 (UTC)
haha but soooooo worth it :P
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Rec2299 on 2016-12-18 19:03:25 (UTC)
On a related topic
http://offbeathome.com/quiet-bed-frames/
The amount of information and solutions provided is amazing lol
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A Eve on 2016-12-19 12:22:18 (UTC)
hahha I love the can of WD-40 on offer too :P
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joetinla1967 on 2016-12-15 01:48:12 (UTC)
Good evening Miss Eve,
Well if this doesn't put me in the Christmas spirit nothing will, this was great I love your festive sense of humor.
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A Eve on 2016-12-15 16:37:05 (UTC)
You're very welcome, I'm glad you enjoyed it 💋
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billymacorbuddy on 2016-12-14 22:23:49 (UTC)
Great, now I have a conga line of dancing cartoon penises stuck in my head.
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A Eve on 2016-12-15 16:37:28 (UTC)
haha, sorry about that :P
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ReidN7 on 2016-12-14 22:22:00 (UTC)
Hope you have a very Marry Christmas hope Santa brings you something good. As for me you are all I need
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A Eve on 2016-12-15 16:37:54 (UTC)
aww, how sweet of you, thank you 💋
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FrenchBliss on 2016-12-14 18:56:50 (UTC)
Oh my god I can't stop laughing, that was BRILLIANT Eve!!!! 😂 Saint Dickolas was around that night...
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A Eve on 2016-12-15 16:38:05 (UTC)
haha yes he was :P
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OnAirLoveAffair on 2025-12-15 15:17:45 (UTC) (edited)
Oh my love here is what I adore. The sight of your legs spread while you’re on the floor. The clicking of your heels makes for tight hamstrings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
The sound of your voice from our bedroom so pleading. Making me know my spare time will be ceding. Our dinner growing cold as our mattress springs. Aren’t you glad we bought the size of a king?
Soft breathing near my ears while we are sleeping. My phone ringing but on mute it’s not beeping. Coffee fresh brewed says this is not just a fling. I’m so sorry I suck at Karaoke singing.
When my boss calls. When emails stalk. When I get a call from [ahem] “Peggy Babcock”. I simply remember my favorite things, And suddenly I feel, . . . so lucky to be an EG member.
("What the fuckus" . . . I nearly spit my coffee out when I heard that.)
Merry Christmas, Eve.