Sirius Malfunction...A (British) female AI gives her pilot one last gift...

25:24 special audio Jun 22, 2016 20 comments 20455 3748

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This audio is for all the sci-fi fans out there...

After reading this wonderful script by GWA writer /u/Homersoc_, I decided to try out my sexiest Artificial Intelligence voice. As the female persona of the ship, I got to experiment with a different type of voice - British accented, seductive and soothing, but with a decidedly computer-y bent.

I hope you like the result!


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  • OmnisiahsAcolyte on 2016-06-25 08:18:09 (UTC)

    This vessels Machine Spirit seems to be malfunctioning.

    But this malfunction can be overlooked as such a close bond between Machine and Man can result in a near 130% increase in combat efficiency. The Omnisiah finds a way in all things. Praise the Machine.

    (Absolutely fantastic voice work Eve. I would purchase a sci-fi novel narrated by E.V.E in a heartbeat!)

    • A Eve on 2016-06-25 15:20:50 (UTC)

      haha thank you! I'm going to perform another AI script by GWA writer /u/leytod soon, Praise the Machine!

    • A Eve on 2016-06-24 08:44:12 (UTC)

      haha awesome! I shall have to do more then!

  • Arcturus on 2016-06-24 06:11:40 (UTC)

    I definitely like this space oddity :-)

    • A Eve on 2016-06-24 08:44:28 (UTC)

      It's 2069, baby!

  • LeariWavan on 2016-06-23 01:44:43 (UTC)

    Amazingly done. Another fine audio by the Erotic. Virtual. Entity. a.k.a E.V.E. You would be a most wanted A.I. app on any computer. Although I think the rise in people falling in love with their phones would happen. You know how I feel about you. I shall see you in cryo-sleep.

    • A Eve on 2016-06-24 08:45:01 (UTC)

      Aw, that's awesome! E.V.E. - hey, can I use that in a future installment? 💋

      • LeariWavan on 2016-06-24 19:30:24 (UTC)

        You are more than welcome to use that acronym. I will cherish knowing I may contribute to a future story. You are amazingly sexy (as I have said before). Thank you darling. Now lets head back into cryo, I believe you have many more virtual stories to entertain me with...and I can't wait mmmmm.

        • A Eve on 2016-06-25 15:21:12 (UTC)

          haha I'm going to use it in a new AI script by /u/leytod. I will credit you, of course!

          • LeariWavan on 2016-06-27 01:35:57 (UTC)

            I seem to be restless in this cryotube with anticipation

            • A Eve on 2016-06-28 21:57:44 (UTC)

              haha I'll have to do something to drain you of energy then I guess...

        • LeariWavan on 2016-06-24 19:33:13 (UTC)

          Also I forgot to give some love to /u/Homersoc_ your stories are always great and when lovely Eve performs them it is a winning combo to be sure.. Excellent work.

  • Jandrusel on 2016-06-22 20:32:11 (UTC) (edited)

    At first, I was like: " :( Aw, hell, death by radiation is no bueno"
    But then, I was like: " :D HELL YEAH, DEATH BY SNU-SNU!"

    "Eve 3000. The HAL 9000 you can actually screw."
    Available on Windows 69, Linux and Mac" ***Batteries not included. May cause electrocution and/or penis enlargement. Eve's Garden and his affiliates are not responsible for any penis injury that may occur as a result of an improper use***

    • A Eve on 2016-06-22 20:44:40 (UTC)

      hahaha Windows 69 hahaha!

  • Daniel75 on 2016-06-22 16:34:31 (UTC) i want my personal Siri, no other AI....just EVE!! But a "just" is not enough for the best sensual and sexual voice in the World !! :-) 1000 Thanks for the Work!!

    • A Eve on 2016-06-22 20:45:08 (UTC) (edited)

      Aww, thank you! I think I might just send my demo reel to Apple :P

      • FrenchBliss on 2016-12-05 13:47:43 (UTC)

        Have you seen the movie "Her" with Joaquin Phoenix and Scarlett Johanssen? It's about a very perfected AI woman voice and a simple man building a love relationship. I loved the sex scene. Haha...for real Eve darling, you need to see it if you haven't already!

        • A Eve on 2016-12-05 22:56:24 (UTC)

          I haven't seen it yet, so many people have told me about I want to though :P

  • Fenrir on 2016-06-22 14:02:39 (UTC)

    If Siri sounded as sultry as this, every man on the planet would own an iPhone. Interesting script, performed flawlessly by HRH, Queen Eve :) Thank you!

    • A Eve on 2016-06-22 20:45:36 (UTC)

      Oh my, well you can stick around, that's for sure! blush