Star Wars - The Clone's Whore...an homage to the saga by /u/homersoc

12:48 humour Dec 11, 2015 6 comments 16122 1970

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Princess Leia finds herself trapped, surrounded by Storm Troopers (when they were clones, don't ask me when this changed)..

how will she make it out there in one piece?

May the Force Be With You!!!!

thanks to /u/homersoc_ for the awesome script!


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  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-03-28 23:37:07 (UTC)

    Only one other commenter. Hmmm... Imperial censorship is worse than I thought. Well time to change that! Here isa una bombad *Gungan basic for is one damn fine* performance that sent my hyperdrive into overload and ruptured my last tank of blaster gas!

    Clone were of course loyal to a fault. In the case of this particularly lucky clone, some Kaminoan tech who was getting some action of his own on the side must've in his distraction slipped his porn holovid into the reader instead of the gestational flash-training disc. The techniques of advanced fucking were then buried deep in this clone stormtrooper's nascent psyche, awaiting just the right stimulus to cum forth!

    And R2, please watch out for those galactic tabloid paparazzi!

    • A Eve on 2017-03-29 14:57:00 (UTC)

      haha I bow to your greater knowledge of canon :D

      • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-03-30 04:55:51 (UTC)

        I am honoured! And I in turn prostrate myself to your infinitely greater knowledge of literature of all genres and cinematic references.

        • A Eve on 2017-03-30 19:38:42 (UTC)

          High, if not entirely accurate, praise. Thank you!

  • Jandrusel on 2015-12-15 16:15:36 (UTC)

    Next time you should play Emperor Palpatine's part (or Empress in your case): "Good good, let the lust flow through you".

    Awesome as always. I hope you're better from your cold.

    • A Eve on 2015-12-15 20:13:21 (UTC)

      haha....oh god, but he was so wrinkly....:D