Football Handjob!

05:27 handjob Feb 02, 2020 9 comments 18026 2302

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In honour of Superbowl Sunday, I present this saucy little quickie...

I recorded the background at my first ever NFL game in Cleveland, so even though I know the Browns aren't in the Superbowl (yet!), I loved the ambiance of the Dawg Pound crowd on this game-winning day.

Snuggle under the blanket with me and let me give you a touchdown...there :P


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  • Jason on 2020-02-09 07:05:03 (UTC)

    A bit of cheeky fun with a happy ending. What's not to like!

    • A Eve on 2020-02-18 14:16:16 (UTC)

      That's what I thought! Thanks for listening! xx

  • Quincy216 on 2020-02-03 03:06:11 (UTC)

    I specifically waited until the last 3 minutes of the game (which plays out over about 10-15 minutes in real time).

    Slow torture. My favorite.

    Earbuds in, and this Super Bowl party just got ALOT more interesting😳🙌

    Great background sound effects too😘

    • A Eve on 2020-02-05 23:55:57 (UTC)

      haha I'm glad you enjoyed it!

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2020-02-03 01:40:30 (UTC)

    While most will have eyes glued to the 120-inch screen or be questing for the bowl of extra-cheesy Doritos, I suspect that after this audio gives them ideas, some attendees will be keeping an eye out for blankets or a spare, unoccupied room! ;D If you're watching the game I hope you're having a great time!

    • A Eve on 2020-02-05 23:55:44 (UTC)

      haha I know I'll be looking at couples with blankets a little differently at future games :P

  • sunkcotsfallacy on 2020-02-02 22:11:58 (UTC)

    “This will probably be more on the humorous side, and the audio in the background should distract.... no... no... OH MY.”

    You’re the best, Eve, the best!

    • A Eve on 2020-02-02 22:21:43 (UTC)

      haha thank you! Woot Woot!

        • A Eve on 2020-02-10 17:36:11 (UTC)

          Please follow the link on the signup email you got when you signed up, I don't handle refunds or tech support, and comment sections are not to be used for these issues.