I was presented with the opportunity to take part in this survey, offered by a very sexy researcher who has admittedly very little concern about confirmation bias or sample size, but nevertheless is a dedicated sexual scientist. P value? Out the window. Double blind? If I can wear the blindfold.
So here are my answers. Below is a transcript of the questions he posed
This is not a questionnaire. This is a serious sexual science survey...for science.
Question 1: What is your name? Or if you’re uncomfortable with that, what pet name would you like me to call you?
Question 2: Where do you want me? Is it the bedroom, or out in public, or somewhere else? And the corollary - what am I wearing? A suit? Am I naked? What will you be wearing?
Question 3: Where would you like me to concentrate my affections? Kissing your clit, tongue fucking your cunt, licking your ass, kissing your neck, growling in your ear, kissing you passionately?
Question 4: How do you want to be fucked? Do you want to be clothed, with your tits out, skirt hiked up, ripped stockings and panties? Do you want me to take you like you’re mine, to break you, do you want me to squirm for you and plead and beg? Do you want to love me and feel the heat and passion together? Tell me!
Question 5: Where do you want me to cum for you? Do you want it on your tits, your ass, deep in your pussy or ass, down your throat? Or do you want to watch it spilling all over my own body? Please answer quickly!
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