Making a Deposit...a cheeky, punny cock worship audio

10:17 Cock Worship Oct 15, 2016 15 comments 15113 1839

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This script was written for me a long time ago by /u/Artificial_Variable - and thanks to my listener CharlieRomeoLima for uncovering his once-forgotten name for me!

This is a hilariously punny adventure about a bank client making a very special deposit...


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  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-04-06 21:36:49 (UTC) (edited)

    Whew, Miss teller, thanks to your savvy I believe I have fully amortized my load, I-I mean loan, in under ten minutes! No, no thank you, I fear further partaking of your member services today shall result in an overdraft on my subsequent testicular, oh blast wrong term, term...yes that's right, term deposits.

    I did a bit of Google search-fu for you and found out who wrote this script. Here is /u/Artificial_Variable's script on PasteBin:

    https://pastebin.com/4YfWC1e1

    • A Eve on 2017-04-07 22:52:13 (UTC)

      Thank you so much, that's awesome!

      • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-04-08 00:52:38 (UTC)

        Always a pleasure to help out!

  • Vicbenson on 2017-01-19 13:59:29 (UTC)

    This one is so much fun! So clever, and the punning relentless. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thank you!

    • A Eve on 2017-01-23 00:35:23 (UTC)

      You're welcome, I couldn't resist it, puns and all :P

  • KG313 on 2016-12-03 02:31:34 (UTC)

    That was incredible! And funny too! Thank you! Looks like he made a visit to a sperm bank!

    • A Eve on 2016-12-03 22:08:14 (UTC)

      haha you're welcome. He certainly did :P

  • eng09mason on 2016-10-27 23:09:35 (UTC)

    I don't know what more surprising: the number of puns or the fact that I was still able to get a roll and make a deposit while laughing! Well done again, Eve, as always

    • A Eve on 2016-10-28 12:10:48 (UTC)

      haha thanks 💋

  • MadWithLust on 2016-10-26 03:36:08 (UTC)

    Classic Eve! So much pun! I do believe I'd have to return to inspect "the hard pink diamonds" in your blouse and your safe deposit "box"! I'd love to "fill your vault" and stuff it full of my "wads of money(shots)" and "white gold"! :P

    • A Eve on 2016-10-27 13:25:50 (UTC)

      haha oh I know, it never ends. I just laughed so hard at this one I knew I had to do it :P

  • joetinla1967 on 2016-10-17 15:19:19 (UTC)

    Good Morning Miss Eve,
    It's good to have you back I hope your trip went well and also thank you for reminding me that I'm banking with the wrong financial institution I think its time to look for a new personal banker.
    Thank you and have a wonderful day.

    • A Eve on 2016-10-17 19:49:59 (UTC)

      haha thank you, same to you 💋

  • Rec2299 on 2016-10-16 01:42:04 (UTC)

    All the puns!! I couldn't EVEn handle it. Now that's a pun you can...take to the bank. Ouch.

    • A Eve on 2016-10-16 18:00:39 (UTC)

      Oh I know, this was just too silly to pass up :D