I'll Get You Off...In More Ways Than One ( A three-girl cock-suckstravaganza)

09:17 Humour Sep 02, 2016 17 comments 46068 3257

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I got the idea for this script from an old re-run of Matlock. :D

Imagine you're the defendant...and your girlfriend claims you couldn't have committed the crime because she had given you a blowjob - and god knows you couldn't have left the bed after that.

Then your attorney and the Prosecutor decide to get in on the action...

It's a cock suck-stravaganza!

Just so you know, the way my casting worked out, I ended up taking the only non-cock sucking role. So please enjoy my three 'guest cock suckers' in this audio, as I heartily approve :P


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  • Qpidaero on 2016-11-05 01:43:21 (UTC)

    Wow, this was a little cringy in that weird funny way. Every time a new girl was introduced to the sucking I was laughing at how ridiculous it was and could not stop grinning. I loved this so much, a great way to sorta prepare yourself to relax in another audio clip. The third girl joining in was the funniest by far, caught me off guard. Then it got pretty sexy from then on. I just made my account because this was so good it cumpelled me to comment ;D

    • A Eve on 2016-11-05 19:16:26 (UTC)

      haha thank you so much, I'm glad you enjoyed it. And thank you for commenting, it means a lot to me ❤️

  • Arcturus on 2016-09-14 06:58:01 (UTC)

    That was a spirited defense indeed.

    • A Eve on 2016-09-14 20:15:15 (UTC)

      :D and yet he still plans to launch an appeal...

  • cucuk on 2016-09-07 14:25:22 (UTC)

    So is this gonna continue ? Please make the next one btw WHO was making the deepthroat sound at the end of the recording ?

    • A Eve on 2016-09-07 19:46:01 (UTC)

      Yes that was Belle :D

    • Onigirli on 2016-09-07 17:46:02 (UTC)

      I'm only guessing but it sounded like Belle? The one who almost sounded like she was gagging, you mean?

      • A Eve on 2016-09-07 19:46:09 (UTC)

        Good ears :P

  • Lux on 2016-09-05 03:01:24 (UTC)

    *changes major to pre-law*

    • A Eve on 2016-09-06 08:07:25 (UTC)

      haha good idea :P

  • Onigirli on 2016-09-03 19:01:15 (UTC)

    HAHA This was so fucking cool, it's like a modern version of those old-timey "impotence trials" where a poor guy had to plow his woman in public court for proper confirmation. I was jubilant the whole time. I kinda wish you kept the audience reactions throughout the whole thing but I get that it's disconcerting as hell for the listener to jack-off to lol

    Which of the dicksuckas was giving the performance with those sporadic squeaks? That was unusually hot and I've never heard that in blowjob audio. Maybe she used flavoured lube. Do you have names?

    • A Eve on 2016-09-04 20:13:50 (UTC) (edited)

      Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it

      I was joined by three lovely performers from GWA. If you click their names you can check out their other submissions there.

      Prosecutor - /u/SillyLittleTeapot (she was the squeaky one :P )

      Witness - /u/Belle_in_the_woods

      Defense - /u/Cuckoo_Bananas

      • Onigirli on 2016-09-08 04:06:23 (UTC)

        Lmao she literally has an entry called Your Squeaky Dick!

        Thankyouu for providing sources. Don't worry, you're still my primary go-to for audio therapy

        • A Eve on 2016-09-08 08:53:15 (UTC)

          Aww, it's okay...I love all these ladies, I hope they find more listeners 💕

  • Jandrusel on 2016-09-03 15:46:37 (UTC)

    So...uh...In which US estate did this court took place? 'Cos I wouldn't mind spending some years in the Folsom penn if this is going to be my 'punishment' ;)

    I missed your voice in this audio, but I think you've left your listeners in good hands. And mouths, of course. Props to all your talented comrades and thank you for engaging in this jolly cooperation.

    • Qpidaero on 2016-11-05 01:45:41 (UTC)

      Wait, that isn't a Dark Souls reference at the end is it Jandrusel? Specifically the Jolly cooperation bit :D

    • A Eve on 2016-09-04 20:15:08 (UTC)

      Oh this is in the State of Imagination, I promise you. But I can foresee quite a few crimes being committed in the coming months... :P