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Sweet Nothings - You're Stressed? I'll Massage You

07:59 Sweet Nothings Jan 28, 2016 12 comments 15351 2563

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Cuddling behind you I can feel the tension in the tight muscles of your neck and shoulders...let me massage that away...and tell you a little story... Bonus English accent!


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  • Babybae on 2017-09-04 17:41:27 (UTC)

    Dammit, I listened to that story and laughed at the punch line way more then I should have. 😂 Immersion ruined 😂 Had to fall asleep with some music instead.

    • A Eve on 2017-09-07 17:52:21 (UTC)

      haha it's a hazard, I know. :P

  • CharlieRomeoLima on 2017-03-17 02:48:23 (UTC)

    ...or in a fit of insanity inspired by a ruler of bygone days, the king may scandalously appoint his favourite horse to a chief equine magistracy. Ah, the unpredictability of life.

    A wonderful massage, thank you, and I highly suspect that, despite your assurances of a full quota, there are more silly stories in the Sweet Nothings ahead!

    I swear, with so many squishy squashy shenanigans about, I'll soon be a Pillsbury doughboy before the end.

    • A Eve on 2017-03-17 20:39:43 (UTC)

      haha that's my goal...squish squish squeeeeeeeze

  • STEVE4EVE on 2016-02-20 00:16:33 (UTC)

    The horse did talk. The king asked the horse, "Shall I chop the head off this foolish jester?"
    And the horse replied, "Nayyyy!"

    Eve, you could make unicorns appear with your magical charms.

    • A Eve on 2016-02-20 12:23:36 (UTC)

      haha I think I do make unicorns appear :D

      • FrenchBliss on 2016-12-02 16:28:30 (UTC)

        XD is that some naughty-naughty humor i read? Hum!

        • A Eve on 2016-12-02 17:35:59 (UTC)

          Never...

  • SomeFrenchGuy on 2016-01-31 01:19:31 (UTC)

    So lovely, so sweet, so relaxing. Loved the story and that english accent.
    Thanks for making me smile Eve :)

    • A Eve on 2016-02-01 20:09:06 (UTC)

      Aw, you're very welcome. ❤️

  • Wingnut on 2016-01-28 23:11:16 (UTC)

    Heh heh. That story is like the one about the tough guy being bitten by a poisonous snake, where after (usually 3) days of intense pain, the snake died.

    • A Eve on 2016-01-29 10:10:34 (UTC)

      hahaha I forgot about that one! Okay, now we're even! :D