Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon V

12:58 humour Apr 05, 2016 8 comments 9632 1895

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This brilliant script was written for me by /u/ToBuildAFantasy after I expressed a desire to do a Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy themed script. I always loved the description of Eccentrica Gallumbits, and was so glad to be able to bring her to life.

Featuring the author as the voice of "the Guide" - I hope you enjoy!


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  • sociallistener on 2020-09-14 14:40:24 (UTC)

    This audio is the answer to the question of life...the universe...and..and..everything!

    What a joy for those of us who are fans of the original BBC radio series!

    • A Eve on 2020-09-15 19:05:13 (UTC)

      haha thank you, I really love this whole series.

      (And thank you for your recent email, I couldn't respond because my mail client thought your email might be 'suspicious', for whatever reason. But I did read it, and thank you for sending it xx)

      • sociallistener on 2020-09-16 14:46:57 (UTC) (edited)

        Thanks for replying. As I mentioned, I believe I heard one of your audios about a queen who conquered the kingdom (and king!) of a nearby land and consummated both a political and personal “merger” but I cannot find it now. Does such an audio of yours exist, or am I creating my own little fantasy?

        • A Eve on 2020-09-20 22:19:22 (UTC)

          Do you mean this one?

          • sociallistener on 2020-09-21 12:32:50 (UTC) (edited)

            No. I heard an audio of a queen who was addressing the captured king of a nearby kingdom...at first imperiously, but then...less so! Her intention was to create a new more powerful political entity through a merger of the two kingdoms...and a leadership bridge to the future of the new expanded kingdom by inviting the king to impregnate her. My description of all this is very antiseptic...the narration was considerably more eloquent, passionate and beautifully sexual.

            • A Eve on 2020-09-21 15:57:17 (UTC) (edited)

              Well that sounds familiar to me too, but I don't think I recorded it. It must have been some other sultry siren who performed it. You can post on GWA asking about it, see if anyone knows what it was called and who performed it.

  • JamSec on 2016-04-27 00:27:48 (UTC)

    Thank you for bringing this to your site. This was the first recording of yours I listened to, and it is one of my favourites.

    • A Eve on 2016-04-29 21:32:55 (UTC)

      Thank you! Thanks for requesting it 💕